Another beautiful weekend where Nebraska won, Michigan lost, and Notre Dame lost. God bless America. Notice that my poll has a lot of movement. That's because there's been two games, preseason polls are about as useful to measuring success as mittens are to Helen Keller, and there have been so many upsets that ESPN doesn't have time to cover them all in between fellating Charlie Weis and Pete Carroll. And with that uncomfortable imagery, I give you my top 25.
1. LSU
2. Oklahoma
3. Florida
4. West Virginia
5. Penn St.
6. USC
7. Texas
8. Louisville
9. Wisconsin
10. California
11. Ohio State
12. Rutgers
13. Oregon
14. Georgia Tech
15. UCLA
16. South Carolina
17. Boston College
18. Clemson
19. Hawaii
20. Nebraska
21. Texas A&M
22. Arkansas
23. Washington
24. South Florida
25. Missouri
My predictions below didn't pan out so well, but you shouldn't be gambling anyway, you degenerate bastards. And I'm still taking the over in the Niners-Cards game.
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